Scarlett Johansson Farts

She's so pretty and she's so great
 Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits
 She is the woman of so many men's dreams
 Sometimes she releases stinky steam
 (Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
 It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
 (Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
 It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
 Scarlett Johansson farts
 Scarlett Johansson farts
 When a woman is so poised and so pretty as she
 And is a talented and famous celebrity
 We think that God created her with so much wisdom
 That he decided he wouldn't bog her down with a digestive system
 (Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
 It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
 (Oh where, oh where is that stench coming from?)
 It's coming from Scarlett Johansson's bum
 Because Scarlett Johansson farts
 Scarlett Johansson farts
 Scarlett Johansson farts
 Scarlett Johansson farts