Zooey Deschanel Poops

Her name is Zooey Deschanel
 She's an indie goddess
 Imagine her on the toilet
 Isn't that the oddest?
 No one that pretty ever has to go number two
 Number two, number two, number two
 She's a gorgeous actress and she also sings
 Zooey Deschanel can do anything
 She even goes poo
 Poo p-poo poo poo poo poo
 Oh oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
 No one that pretty has to go number two
 Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
 No one that pretty ever has to go poo
 Poo
 P-p-poo, p-p-poo poo poo
 P-p-poo, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poo
 Poo, p-p-poo, p-p-poo
 P-p-poo poo poo
 Zooey Deschanel poops
 Look at her amazing body
 And her cute, cute eyes
 If she didn't poop
 You know that Zooey would die
 Even someone with such a beautiful face
 Needs food to live and must excrete the waste
 Oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
 No one that pretty has to go number two
 Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, but she's so darn pretty
 No one that pretty ever has to go poo
 But she does
 Almost every day, and sometimes twice a day
 Sometimes three times a day
 Zooey Deschanel poops