Zelda With Lyrics (Nes - Overworld)

Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh!
 Why?
 'Cause it's the motherfuckin' Legend of Zelda!
 I'm an old man and this cave is my home
 Take this it's dangerous to go alone
 Now, Journey across a spooky land
 You hold in your hand
 a sword that shoots laser beams
 Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan,
 on a quest greater than your dreams!
 (Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy)
 Go, Link!
 From here to over there, you'll find Ganon's lair,
 C'mon it's your destiny!
 Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, purchase the strategy guide from me
 (Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)
 Zelda is helpless and distraught, but mostly she's hot
 So hurry!
 Just steady thy course,
 Go find that Triforce
 then take it by force!
 And maybe she'll touch your wang, touch your wang, touch your thang, rang-a-dang-a-lang
 Go, Link!
 Get your man on!
 Seek out Ganon!
 Go invade his barricade!
 Stick your blade in, save the maid 'n you just might get...
 laid!
 Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh
 It's dangerous to go alone... take this!