Osama Bin Laden Poops

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of
 Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda
 But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink
 Just like you and me
 Which means every day they gotta go poo
 And they got to go pee
 I find it very difficult to feel very much fear
 When thinkin' about an evil man droppin' poop right out of his rear
 Instead of terrorists plots, destruction and disorder
 I'd be worryin' more about gettin' away from his stinky odor
 Osama bin Laden poops
 Next time you hear about him on the news reports
 Remember sometimes he doesn't make it to the bathroom
 And he poops right in his shorts
 No one is very scary when they're carryin' a smelly, stinky load
 And we're gonna catch him in some cave before any more buildings explode
 Osama's been fartin', and it really stinks